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Oompa Loompas are a race of people originally from a small country called Loompa Land, which is located just south of Armenia, bordering the Caspian Sea. They are very short (almost all Oompa Loompas are under 4 feet tall) and often plump individuals that have green and orange colored hair. They talk in very unique voices, ranging from very high to very low pitched. They often use these voices to sing songs, which always have morals within the lyrics. Being very a peaceful society, they almost never resort to any type of violence and are nice to all creatures.
Of course, things change.
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